What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 03:41

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service